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Synopsis: Long-time friends Ajay and Ritchie are vacationing in Southeast Asia with their wives, Jasmine and Maya and decide to take a 2-day kayaking tour. Things become strained when Ritchie learns Ajay and Jasmine have been having an affair and she is pregnant with Ajay's child. Things turn even worse when they enter a restricted part of the river and anger an indigenous cannibal tribe that kills their guide then begins hunting them down. Who's in it? The movie stars Joseph Millson, Sarah Alexandra Marks , Ella Starbuck, David Wayman and Louis James. Review: I gifted my wife a day at the nail salon as one of her Mother's Day presents and, when she got home, let her pick out a movie for us to watch. After scrolling through Amazon Prime, she selected River of Blood . It had been a long time since we watched a cannibal movie and, based on the description and the jungle setting, I hoped this would be one of the better ones. Unfortunately, while it wasn't the worst can...

Synopsis: After a night of drinking and doing drugs, a group of recent graduates discovers one of their own, Heather, has been murdered. None of them can remember what happened the night before and all are covered in the victim's blood. Fearful of their futures being ruined by the incident, they dispose of Heather's body and agree to keep quiet. A year later, they receive an invitation to an Easter party supposedly sent by Heather. Believing it to be a prank but wanting to know who sent it, the friends reunite, only to discover someone claiming to be Heather is determined to get a confession from her killer or will kill every one of the guests wearing an Easter Bunny costume. Who's in it? The movie stars  Genna Loskutnikov ,  Tom Nguyen , Sarah T. Cohen , Sarah Alexandra Marks and  Antonia Whillans .  Review: To be honest, on any other day I probably wouldn't have even bothered with this film. Slasher movies have gone downhill quite a bit lately and just from the ...

Synopsis: With her true crime radio program losing ratings due to a new time slot, Linda Buxton seeks to save her job by re-inventing the program. She starts by visiting a remote home owned by a scientist reportedly conducting unethical genetic experiments started by the Nazis. When she and her daughters arrive at the house, they discover the scientist has been killed by deadly alien spiders. Who's in it? The movie stars Nicola Wright , Sarah Alexandra Marks , Danielle Scott , Chelsea Greenwood and Kate Sandison .  Review: My wife borrowed this movie from her brother several days ago and I was hesitant to watch it because it sounded a bit too much like every other killer spider movie we've seen. We finally got around to watching it yesterday evening and it turns out I was wrong, it was considerably worse than every other killer spider movie we've seen. This movie was so terrible, I'm not even sure where to begin. As I mentioned to my wife, it reminded me of a Doctor...