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Synopsis: After locking herself inside a booby-trapped home, anticipating Ghostface's return, Cindy Campbell and her friends are drawn back into action when her daughter, Tuesday, is attacked and her other daughter, Sara, returns shows up at her door with her boyfriend, Jack, to ask for help. Who's in it? The movie stars Anna Faris , Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Regina Hall , Kenan Thompson , Olivia Rose Keegan and Savannah Lee Nassif. Review: I'm not really a big nostalgia person. However, the original Scary Movie came out around the time my wife and I first started dating and ended up being the film we watched on our first movie date. As a result, it is a franchise I have paid attention to, even when there was a noticeable decline after the Wayan Brothers stopped being involved. As a result, when I saw they were making a new movie, with the Wayans returning, I decided to take my wife on another movie date. After seeing it last night, I can honestly say I didn't h...

Synopsis: Thirteen years after being imprisoned in a mental institution for murdering Harriet Anderson and Ward Lamson with his hook hand while they were apparently having an affair at Lovers Lane, Ray Hennessey escapes and starts a killing spree. Ray's original victims' spouses, Sheriff Tom Anderson and Principal Penny Lamson believe he is going after their kids, Mandy and Michael. Only, there is a lot more to the story than they realize. Who's in it? The movie stars Erin J. Dean , Riley Smith , Matt Riedy , Suzanne Bouchard and Anna Faris. Review: I came across Lovers Lane a few days ago and since it had been a while since my wife and I last watched a slasher film, I added it to my library. While my expectations for a film I previously had forgotten existed weren't very high, the movie still failed to meet them. There are a couple things wrong with this film. One of the main ones is it take a long time for anything to happen and, even then, there are long gaps be...

Synopsis: Believing she has been kicked out of the Playboy mansion, now-homeless Shelley convinces a failing sorority to hire her as a house mother. Her first task is to help the socially awkward sorority members become popular so they can bring in enough pledges to save their house. Who's in it? The movie stars Anna Faris , Colin Hanks , Emma Stone , Beverly D'Angelo and Kat Dennings. Review : I came across this film on one of our movie channels this evening and, since it had been a while since I've seen it, I decided to watch it again. This is a surprisingly unique movie in that it is the type of film I probably wouldn't normally enjoy. The movie has a plot that is similar to many other films I've seen (and haven't liked all that much). Basically, it's about a bunch of socially awkward girls who become popular because they have a makeover then ultimately realize looks aren't the most important thing. The sole reason this movie is memorabl...