When You're Half Asleep and Aren't Wearing Your Glasses
The cats (as always) were hungry in the middle of the night so, rather than let them be pests, I got up to feed them. As I was standing in the kitchen, I noticed a lump on the floor by my foot. I ended up examining it closely and it took me a few seconds to figure out I was looking at my big toe. Guess I was more tired last night than I thought.