I Guess I'll Never Be Accused of Being an Arsonist

There are people out there who can flick a cigarette and start a massive forest fire. Then, there's me, the man who just spent an hour trying to get the fire pit lit and failed miserably.

I'm not even sure what I was doing wrong. I mean, it's possible the branches I was using were wet. But, I couldn't even get the very dry kindling to stay lit. Heck, I even tried using a newspaper and all it did was smolder a bit.

I guess I'm pretty much screwed if there's ever a zombie apocalypse. I knew there was a reason why I don't go camping.


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