I Decorated the Office for Christmas Today
OK, to be fair, I am probably using the word "decorate" a little loosely. But, I did climb two flights of stairs and went into a very cold attic to get the tree.
And, in my defense, for all practical purposes, it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense to go overboard with the decorating. It's not like I get a lot of visitors. There's maybe a half dozen people who will see it between now and the time it gets put back in storage for another year.