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Synopsis: Bud and Lou are stranded in Egypt but see a way home if they can convince Dr. Gustav Zoomer to hire them to accompany the recently discovered mummy, Klaris, back to America. They, however, find Zoomer murdered and become the top suspects. In addition, they are hunted by both Klaris' followers and businesswoman Madame Rontru, seeking a medallion Lou found that is the key to finding a hidden treasure undead Klaris is guarding. Things become even more complicated for the duo when Lou accidentally swallows the artifact. Who's in it? The movie stars Bud Abbott , Lou Costello , Marie Windsor , Richard Deacon and Eddie Parker. Review: It had been a while since I watched Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy and while I remembered not liking it as much as their other monster-themed films, I couldn't remember the details. So, I decided to give it another try. After re-watching it, I concluded the movie is better than I remembered, though I still stand by my earlier opinio...

  My wife and I made a much-needed Costco run yesterday morning, and it didn't take long for us to be above the budget I had hoped we'd be able to stick to. Despite this, as we were walking through one of the freezer aisles, I spotted a box of Red's Meat Lovers Breakfast Burritos and, figuring it would be a good breakfast option for when I'm at my office, I picked them up. I gave the burritos a try this morning and thought they were worth the $14.99 I spent on the box of them. One of my biggest problems with store bought breakfast burritos is, more often than not, they don't have much in them. That was not the case with these. I had two of them for breakfast and only had maybe one bite that was just the outer wrapping with no meat or eggs in it. This both added flavor and made the burritos much more filling. I also thought the burritos had a good taste to them. The sausage was well-seasoned, giving it a bit of a kick without being too spicy while the cheese sauce al...

My oldest daughter and I handed out packets of hot cocoa to trick-or-treaters in shifts yesterday evening and, while she was taking her turn, I decided to move one of my trail cameras back to the backyard. I retrieved it this morning and learned it picked up quite a bit of activity back there. Here are some of the photos: ____________________________________________________________________ Here are some of my other trail camera photos: Trail Camera Photos (9/26/2026-9/27/2026) Trail Camera Photos (10/11/2026-10/12/2026) Trail Camera Photos (7/23/2026-7/24/2026) Trail Camera Photos (7/25/2026-7/26/2026)

I didn't see much on my walk today. I heard lots of movement but the things making the noise kept out of camera view. The lone exception was this blue heron, which I spotted on a fallen tree resting in a pond. It must have been hunting something because it ignored me as I got the photo. ____________________________________________________________________ Here are some other heron photos: A Couple Heron Photos (10/7/2026) Some Heron Photos Heron Photo Heron With Breakfast

Here are my thoughts from the Green Bay Packers' 27-19 win over the Carolina Panthers: That was a great defensive effort. I'll forgive the late Carolina touchdown that made it a one-score game because it was a short week and fatigue was likely a factor. The defense is missing key players, but you wouldn't know it, getting six sacks and an interception against Bryce Young and holding the Panthers to just a field goal after three turnovers by the offense and special teams. The best part is they are only going to get better when Micah Parsons returns. That offensive line though. To be fair, I thought they did an OK job on pass plays, giving Jordan Love time to find receivers downfield and not allowing a sack. That makes their inability to block on run plays even more maddening. Josh Jacobs was giving it everything he had and only averaged 1.9 yards per carry. Injuries are obviously an issue there, but I'm not convinced that is the only problem. That Savion Williams run is ...

The drive to the factory was quiet, as had been the case for more than a year as mass unemployment and localized economic blight forced businesses to shutter and caused homes to be foreclosed upon and left vacant. The boarded-up windows and for sale signs would be a depressing sight for Greg if he didn’t view it as the cost of progress. It was nearly the third anniversary of his decision to copy other factories in the area and replace his human workforce with AI-powered androids. It was a massive financial investment, but Greg did not regret it.  The integration had been almost effortless. The androids were easier to train than most of his human employees had been. Just show them the task once and they would mimic it. With repetition, the androids learned and after the second or third upgrade, were even proactively making changes to make their work more efficient. It didn't take long for his android workers to surpass the productivity of a human workforce twice the size. Greg had g...