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Synopsis: Professor Cosmo Jones, who recently graduated correspondence school with a degree in criminal psychology, witnesses a body being dumped in front of the police station and takes an interest in the case that results in him getting thrown in jail by Police Chief Murphy. After Pat Flanagan secures his release, the grateful Jones insists on helping the police sergeant catch both the killer and, later, the person who attempts to kidnap heiress Phyllis Blake. However, his meddling results in Flanagan being demoted and a misunderstanding that puts Flanagan's romance with Susan Fleming on the rocks. Who's in it? The movie stars Frank Graham, Edgar Kennedy , Gale Storm , Richard Cromwell, Gwen Kenyon and Mantan Moreland . Review: I still can't remember the name of the movie I thought I picked out a couple nights ago but, while searching for it again, I did come across Cosmo Jones in the Crime Smasher and thought it looked interesting enough to give a try. I watched it t...

Synopsis: A Nazis ambush during World War II leaves an American Army squad dead except for Sarge, Mittens, Joey and a news reporter, Dolan. Trapped 10 miles behind enemy lines and lost because of misfunctioning compasses, the men try to find their way home before being captured and killed. However, they find a new complication. An alien spaceship has crashed in the area, and the Nazis are hunting for its survivors. Determined not to let that happen, Sarge and his crew work to prevent it despite being grossly outnumbered. Who's in it? The movie stars Tim Thomerson, Timothy Van Patten, Art LaFleur, Biff Manard and William Paulson. Review: As has happened way too often since I've gotten older, I went to bed intending to watch a certain movie this morning and woke up not remembering the title (I really need to start writing things down). As a result of that, I instead chose Zone Troopers , which has been in my library for a while. Overall, I have to say I liked it, though that o...

Synopsis: Commercial jingle writer Jimmy O'Brien discovers Mary Adams' incredible singing voice and is determined to get her a recording contract, both to further his career as a songwriter and the hope for romance. He and his friend Sammy record a demo record of Mary singing along to a radio performance of the popular Tommy Taylor Band, meant for their record producer boss J. P. O'Hara only. However, a mix-up results in 10,000 copies being produced and distributed, putting O'Hara in jeopardy of being sued out of business and Jimmy's relationship with Mary on the rocks. Who's in it? The movie stars Robert Lowery , Dona Drake, Sidney Miller, Irene Ryan and Tim Ryan . Review: I ended up picking out Hot Rhythm for my morning movie today mostly because I saw it had Irene Ryan and while I am a huge fan of her work from The Beverly Hillbillies, I realized I hadn't seen many (if any) of her movies, especially with her husband, Tim. As it turns out, this was an...

Synopsis: Born into poverty but with a gift for curiosity and engineering, Rudolf Diesel took full advantage of his unlikely opportunity for an education and used his gifts to invent, among other things, an engine that was a technological masterpiece, making him a millionaire. However, Diesel's rags-to-riches story ended with a mystery after he disappeared September 30, 1913. This non-fiction book tells his story, the story of those who were impactful in his life and the days following his disappearance. Review: I didn't have any books on hold the last time I was at the library so, after picking out one from an author I was familiar with and a second one that I later discovered I didn't like enough to even make it past the second chapter, I visited the non-fiction section. The Mysterious Case of Rudolf Diesel stood out as I passed one of the shelves, so I figured I'd give it a try. It turned out to be an interesting read. To be honest, prior to reading this book, I d...

Synopsis: Even though his 8-year-old daughter, Noel, loves spending time with him, truck driver Larry Phillips is fearful her wealthy new stepdad, Victor, will eventually steal her away. Hoping the perfect Christmas gift will prevent that from happening, Larry reads Noel's letter to Santa and is determined to buy her the Harrison Bear she wants. However, Victor, who doesn't like the idea of coming in second to Larry, finds out about his plan and hires a henchman, Welling, to buy out all the bears first. Who's in it? The movie stars Larry the Cable Guy , Brian Stepanek, Eric Breker, Kennedi Clements and Lauren K. Robek. Review: I had completely forgotten someone made a sequel to the 1996 movie Jingle All the Way until my wife and I came across Jingle All the Way 2 yesterday afternoon. I wasn't really expecting a whole lot from this movie when we first started watching it and, as it turns out, those lowered expectations were justified. I'm not going to say this i...

Synopsis: College student Alma returns to Tonopah, Nevada and the world-famous Clown Motel in search of information that will help prove the land rightfully belongs to her Native American tribe, which had the land stolen in a massacre. While there, she ends up in the middle of an attempt at revenge by the remaining natives as they raise a spirit, the Chindi, to hunt down a group of bankers who prevented them from purchasing the motel while it was for sale. Who's in it? The movie stars Tobin Bell , James Chalke , Jonathan Champ, Juliana Destefano and Randy Couture.  Review: My wife and I were scrolling through movies on Amazon Prime earlier today and came across The Curse of the Clown Motel . It looked interesting, so we flagged it for later and ended up watching it this evening.  It was not a good choice. The best way to describe this movie is it was something that wasn't even close to what you'd expect from a supernatural horror film that takes place in a motel filled w...